The Cash Cow on the Beach
Cash Cow Auction. The bidding begins. Opening offer: UAE I wanna say "I called it". I assumed some Arab country or Hamas breakaway group would figure out they could become fabulously rich, rebuilding and being the landlord of all of Gaza's real estate, and skimming / embezzling all of the world's aid money. Sinwar, Haniyeh, and Mashall parlayed the misery of Gazans that THEY manufactured into personal fortunes in the billions. Sinwar got his noggin rearranged in Gaza, Haniyeh got all-blowed-up visiting Iran, and Mashall is happily playing ping pong at one of his lavish cribs in Turkey or Qatar. I assumed some ambitious Gazan with guns and ghouls would punch this golden ticket. Someone besides me had to see this cash cow sipping Pina Coladas on a Gazan Mediterranean beach. All the gelt, with none of the guilt of bleeding out your own people. In the words of Hanniyeh after October 7ths Israeli ac...